Dear:
 
   [ ] Clueless Newbie           [ ] Loser           [ ] Parrot dropping
   [ ] AOLer                     [ ] Packers fan     [ ] Lions fan
   [ ] Me too er                 [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
   [ ] Spammer                   [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
   [ ] Fed                       [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
   [ ] Other:
 
 
  You Are Being Flamed Because:
 
   [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
   [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
   [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
   [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
   [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
   [ ] You started an off-topic thread
   [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
   [ ] You said "me too" to something
   [ ] You don't know which group to post in
   [ ] You suck
   [ ] You brag about things that never happened
   [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
   [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
   [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
   [ ] You crossposted
   [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
   [ ] You posted racism shit
   [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
   [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
   [ ] I think you might be a fed
 
 
  To Repent, You Must:
 
   [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
   [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
   [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
   [ ] Actually post something relevant
   [ ] Read the f*cking FAQ
   [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
   [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
   [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
   [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
 
 
  In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
 
   [ ] Blow me
   [ ] Get a life
   [ ] Never post again
   [ ] I pity your dog
   [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
   [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
   [ ] Learn to post or f*ck off
   [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
   [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
   [ ] All of the above
 
 End of Flame.
 
 Have a nice day.